MOVE ON ALREADY

So I know break ups are tough and no one ever wants to just move on. Some people are better at accepting it than others and here is where it crosses the line.
So I have a few pet peeves about break-ups, number one is when like a 12 year old has a "girlfriend/boyfriend" and then they break up, the child is like my life is over, I am never gonna find love again. It's like no, shut up, go take a nap, I have a juice box for you. And it's not even just about like middle schoolers, same with high schoolers. Life is just beginning and everyone will find someone, so stop giving up.
I understand that relationships are hard and so it break-ups but that doesn't mean your life is over. Actually break-ups teach you a lot about yourself and about people. 
My second pet peeve isn't really like bad but when people break-up there is a good chance it won't work out again. I'm not saying to give up, but it's best if you just try to move on. I have a friend who dated a girl for a good year or maybe longer. Now it's been over a year since they broke up. He comes to me for advice about how to get her back. But honestly you have to see how she is treating you, because some chicks can be a real bitch and that is when you say screw it and move on. You have to face reality, hopes and dreams are good to have, but see it from a realistic point of view.
I don't have the right advice for this, I don't know how to tell people to move on, but hey just cry it out. Wear PJ's, eat ice cream and watch horrible movies and cry at the stupidest things. There is no right way to move on, each one is different.
So the point here is if you break up with someone understand that it is not the end of the world, there are gazillions of people in this world. You are going to find someone I promise, and if you really want to get back together with someone just show how much you care. Like stop being a coward and buy her flowers or go to her house on a lawn mower with a boom box and play 80 songs. If none of those things work than move on already, because honestly no one wants to hear how much you miss her and ask for advice all the time for over a year. You have to learn to move on sometimes.
And I know this advice may be hard on some people and seem harsh but it's the truth. So I hope this helped you and I will see your beautiful faces tomorrow. <3